2 way sex came free
She was more concerned that I had stained one of the good hands towels."—kourtnip "My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had had that night on him.
It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom."—Sherri Thomas, Facebook "Years ago I met up with a guy in an empty cornfield. Neither of us had condoms or lube, so we foolishly just used spit. That's when I noticed the bloody, shitty jizz that was dripping off his dick and down my legs.
Their sex became so loud and went on for so long that Sterrett’s roommate, unable to sleep in the upper bunk, sent Sterrett a Facebook message around 3 a.m.: “Dude, you and [CB] are being abnoxtiously [sic] loud and inconsiderate, so expect to pay back in full tomorrow …” The two finally finished and went to sleep.
The next morning, Sterrett says CB told him that she wanted to keep their interlude private.
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When I got home, my mom complimented me on my new shorts."—alecsandyr "I hooked up with a guy who had the most enormous penis I'd ever seen.
Rather than chickening out, I grabbed the lube and attempted to make it fit.